daddy: "michael, when are you going to stop peeing in your bed?"
Michael: "when the cows go flying!"
...............you just can't make this suff up!
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
Sunday, October 14, 2007
The fish
We were coming home from dinner. I asked Michael if he wanted to walk down and feed the fish OR watch the baracuda part in Finding Nemo(he asked for this earlier)
Michael: "I want to go feed the fish"
a few minutes later..............
Michael: "I want to watch the baracuda part. The fish at the pond told me they weren't hungry!"
Michael: "I want to go feed the fish"
a few minutes later..............
Michael: "I want to watch the baracuda part. The fish at the pond told me they weren't hungry!"
Monday, September 17, 2007
such a sweetie
Michael insisted on bringing his teacher some of MY flowers this morning. He helped pick some flowers out at the grocery store yesterday. This morning he insisted that he bring them to his teacher. We compromised and I let him take two stems to her.
He's such a sweetie.
He's such a sweetie.
Wednesday, September 5, 2007
Sproggy Quotes...
A bird left its droppings on the car window and the sprog asks:
"What made the bird think the green car is a potty?"
"What made the bird think the green car is a potty?"
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
The Bandaid
After Michael got out of the bath last night, he was still naked and we were goofy around tickling him and such. dh gave him a tap on the butt and he said "you gave me a butt blister, I need a bandaid"....so he went into the bathroom, got a bandaid, unwrapped it and Put in on his butt right in the middle over his crack!!! ....I have pictures to prove it!
Monday, August 20, 2007
The copy machine
I took Michael to work with me this morning since his preschool was closed. We brought several toys and even a movie to occupy Michael, but he seems to like the copy machine best. So, to keep him entertained I would get things together for one set of copies, go back to my classroom, so a few thing, then get set for another group of copies...(getting ready for the 1st day you know!!!)
Anyways, so everyone's doing copies and there's a line since we only have 2 (well, really one) copier for all 60 of us to use (at once!). There was a line. Michael and I cut across and used the one that (we're really not supposed to use that much) no one was using it! So we went first. We finished our copies and went back to the room did a few thing.
On our 2nd visit to the copier, there again was a line (for both copiers this time). Michael walked right up to the person on the copier that we had used before and said "I was here first"
I was mortified. Everyone around us was cracking up. I didn't even know the person he said this to (Come to find out she's a new teacher and her classroom is down the hall from me!)...luckily she has a good sense of humor and a 15 month old!!!
Anyways, so everyone's doing copies and there's a line since we only have 2 (well, really one) copier for all 60 of us to use (at once!). There was a line. Michael and I cut across and used the one that (we're really not supposed to use that much) no one was using it! So we went first. We finished our copies and went back to the room did a few thing.
On our 2nd visit to the copier, there again was a line (for both copiers this time). Michael walked right up to the person on the copier that we had used before and said "I was here first"
I was mortified. Everyone around us was cracking up. I didn't even know the person he said this to (Come to find out she's a new teacher and her classroom is down the hall from me!)...luckily she has a good sense of humor and a 15 month old!!!
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