Clutzy Papa

Michael and I are cleaning up and I take my laptop off of the coffee table and put it in the carry case I have for it.

Me: "I'll put my laptop away"
Michael:"Yeah, before Gary breaks it"

Now, Papa (aka Gary) has only ever broken one thing in our house....the glass to a picture frame, but apparently it left quite an impression on Michael.

shooting boogers

We took Michael to MOSI yesterday. His favorite part? Shooting boogers in the giant nose and then the nose sneezing!

Jesus Chwist

So last night the sprog came out of his room to trade Geena the Giraffe for the stuffed dolphin on the living room table. I heard a thud and he showed up in the kitchen hold Geena in one hand and dolphin in the other...I asked him what happened and he said

"Jesus Chwist I hit my head on my bedwoom doow"

He then handed me Geena and toodeled back to bed.