The witty one and heckler

Act 1 (witty one)
My lovely wife got me a great t-shirt for Valentine’s Day. It is a simple black shirt with DILLIGAF on the front. For those reading and not in the know, DILLIGAF stands for “Does It Look Like I Give A F**k”

Today the wife and I were having a conversation about how someone at the office, in the know about DILLIGAF, took it, and trying to come up with less offensive versions of the acronym. My first try was “Does It Look Like I’m Fat” missing the all important letters of G and A. Then I tried “Does It Look Like I’m Good At Football” where by the oldest responds “no it says Does It Look Like I’m Good At Fartball” For almost 5 he is quick on the draw with his wit.

Act 2 (heckler)
We went to the Renaissance Festival a few days ago and while watching the “Mud Show”, where 2 guys wallow in mud and act out Shakespeare’s Richard the III, our marvelous older child shouted out, at just the right moment
“You are genius poopooheads”.
His banter got more laughs then the characters on stage.

Polygamy

Michael told his dad that he was going to marry Aleks the other day and it was a secret.

He finally told me last night and then this morning in the car said it again followed by:

"I'm going to marry Josh, too and Ava" :P

....my little polygamist ::)

Daddy you know what I want for Christmas?

So it's 45 minutes past bedtime and I hear noise from his room. I venture in and ask the sprog
Me: Why are you still awake? You need to get some sleep you have a big day tomorrow, you need to be rested for your first track meet.
Sprog: Daddy you know what I want for Christmas, something Mommy doesn't know about?
Me: No what is it?
Sprog: I want a hotair balloon and a real dragon, not a pretend one a real one, to blow it up with.
Me: Good night and go to sleep...you need me to turn out the light?
Sprog: No..good night Dad.

Where the heck does he get this stuff from, nevermind that ...where are we going to find a real dragon, not to mention a hotair balloon :D

Dinner Conversation

Michael's preschool topic for the week is Florida. At dinner we were talking about different things in Florida....

We were talking about springs and when we went swimming with the manatees in the springs...
mom: ...springs bubble up...
sprog: Like the sea is farting?


We were talking about Clearwater being the lightning capital and that's where grandma and papa live.
mom: Do you think grandma has ever been struck by lighting?
sprog: Yup!