carrots

Quote of the day!
"Mom, did you know if you eat lots of carrots that you'll be able to see my invisible friends"

Mommy you know what?

Last night at dinner Michael looked at his mother and said: "Mommy you know what?"

Mom asked: "What?"

Michael: "Your boobie makes a good cushion."

naming the non-existant fish

Michael: When I get a fish, I'm going to name HIM Wanda. (We're not getting a fish, Michael is just planning this all out!)
Chris: Wanda's a girl's name
Michael: How do you know that?

painting the baby's room

Michael was talking about when we were going to paint the baby's room tonight. We told Michael that he could help. He's painted before since he helped with the painting of his room.

Michael suggested we paint the ceiling purple, and the walls green....................and blue. I told him he needed to discuss this with his dad, but that I didn't think dad would go for a purple ceiling!!! Yes, he still loves purple!!

food fight?

Michael said that when Dad is gone he would like to go out in the backyard with me and have a food fight. He couldn't really explain why dad had to be gone other than dad wouldn't like it. (I guess somehow I approve of this kind of stuff.....at least he wanted it in the backyard!!)

soccer anyone?

Michael asked while we were eating lunch when he could play soccer again.

I said, "You can play whenever you want to, let me know and I'll sign you up again"

Michael said, "Ok, when I'm 72 I'd like to do that"

:)

The last two nights Michael has asked to read the book “Help Mom There are liberals under my bed”

So last night he asked what a liberal is.

My response was: “A liberal is a person who takes money from you, calling it a tax, and gives it to someone else because they think they know better then you how to spend it” (it was in keeping with the story in the book).

The second book he picked out was a “seek and find” book, and on one of the pages was a Gnome.

He asked what a Gnome does?

I said: “A Gnome lives in your garden and keeps the plants safe”

To which Michael said: “We need to buy one of those Gnomes and put it in our yard to keep the liberals away.”

Success he will soon grow up to be a good conservative!