The last two nights Michael has asked to read the book “Help Mom There are liberals under my bed”

So last night he asked what a liberal is.

My response was: “A liberal is a person who takes money from you, calling it a tax, and gives it to someone else because they think they know better then you how to spend it” (it was in keeping with the story in the book).

The second book he picked out was a “seek and find” book, and on one of the pages was a Gnome.

He asked what a Gnome does?

I said: “A Gnome lives in your garden and keeps the plants safe”

To which Michael said: “We need to buy one of those Gnomes and put it in our yard to keep the liberals away.”

Success he will soon grow up to be a good conservative!