The Bandaid

After Michael got out of the bath last night, he was still naked and we were goofy around tickling him and such. dh gave him a tap on the butt and he said "you gave me a butt blister, I need a bandaid"....so he went into the bathroom, got a bandaid, unwrapped it and Put in on his butt right in the middle over his crack!!! ....I have pictures to prove it!

The copy machine

I took Michael to work with me this morning since his preschool was closed. We brought several toys and even a movie to occupy Michael, but he seems to like the copy machine best. So, to keep him entertained I would get things together for one set of copies, go back to my classroom, so a few thing, then get set for another group of copies...(getting ready for the 1st day you know!!!)

Anyways, so everyone's doing copies and there's a line since we only have 2 (well, really one) copier for all 60 of us to use (at once!). There was a line. Michael and I cut across and used the one that (we're really not supposed to use that much) no one was using it! So we went first. We finished our copies and went back to the room did a few thing.

On our 2nd visit to the copier, there again was a line (for both copiers this time). Michael walked right up to the person on the copier that we had used before and said "I was here first"


I was mortified. Everyone around us was cracking up. I didn't even know the person he said this to (Come to find out she's a new teacher and her classroom is down the hall from me!)...luckily she has a good sense of humor and a 15 month old!!!

1st day of preSCHOOL

Michael was so excited this morning. He usually watches a "little show" (30 min TV program) in the morning. He had dad turn the TV off and headed out the door. He was ready!!!!

The Candy Machine

We went out to eat at Winner's tonight. They of course put us near the video games and such. We decided Michael could do the candy machine. While Chris went out to the car for 50 cents, Michael explained how the candy machine worked:


Michael:"1st you put the money in here (points to the coin slot),
then the scoop spins around,
then you push the button,
then the it does down and scoops up the candy,
then it drops it in here(pointing),
then you get it out of here(pointing),
then you rip the plastic off,
THEN YOU POP IT IN YOUR MOUTH!!!"


He's too much!

Clutzy Papa

Michael and I are cleaning up and I take my laptop off of the coffee table and put it in the carry case I have for it.

Me: "I'll put my laptop away"
Michael:"Yeah, before Gary breaks it"

Now, Papa (aka Gary) has only ever broken one thing in our house....the glass to a picture frame, but apparently it left quite an impression on Michael.

shooting boogers

We took Michael to MOSI yesterday. His favorite part? Shooting boogers in the giant nose and then the nose sneezing!

Jesus Chwist

So last night the sprog came out of his room to trade Geena the Giraffe for the stuffed dolphin on the living room table. I heard a thud and he showed up in the kitchen hold Geena in one hand and dolphin in the other...I asked him what happened and he said

"Jesus Chwist I hit my head on my bedwoom doow"

He then handed me Geena and toodeled back to bed.