flying cows

daddy: "michael, when are you going to stop peeing in your bed?"

Michael: "when the cows go flying!"


...............you just can't make this suff up!

The fish

We were coming home from dinner. I asked Michael if he wanted to walk down and feed the fish OR watch the baracuda part in Finding Nemo(he asked for this earlier)

Michael: "I want to go feed the fish"

a few minutes later..............

Michael: "I want to watch the baracuda part. The fish at the pond told me they weren't hungry!"